List of people Gurman has beef with

• Nigel
• Zain
• Sagar
• Wajahat
• Faham
• Anant
• Darien
• Anmol
• Faizan
• Keshav
• Rahul
• Ryan
• Sagar
• Shaurya
• Zeeshan
• Vandan
• Deep
• Darren
• Divyansh
• Himanshu
• Rosalind
• Jasmine
• Kristin
• Thabby
• Jackson
• Ali
• Calvin
• Tony
• Andrew
• Alex
• Weison
• Darshan
• Kanye West
• Chief Keef
• Chitman
• OJ Simpson
• Homer Simpson
• Jessica Simpson
• Ramsha
• Syed
• Flowery crewnecks
• Kijiji
• Deodorant
• Regular priced movies
• Unread Skype messages
• Feelings
• Ather

New Years with the Boys

Todays post will be one worth noting in the history books, one talking about the great new years I spent with the real n1ggas, after hitting up fahams crazy kickass party where we got unlimited bitches, the realest niggas came to pick up us niggas, the two niggas chong and nigel came to pick us up with da other realest niggas, they are truly niggas. after picking us we decided to pick up Keshav whose birthday was also that same day, happy birthday to drizzy niggas, and we also picked up zee who crushed everyone in nigels car even though he was sitting in the front seat. after picking up these 2 faggots, sagar suggested we hit up Dennys near Courtney park, which was coincidentally near sagars house, what a faggot. after that we waited 3 hours for our food to come by this waitress whose hair was pulled back like crazy, the tension in her hair defied the laws of physics and did not break under tension. nigel left to go the the washroom for like another 3 hours and came back at the end. As we got up to pay, the super tension waitress had informed us that someone had already payed and to gtfo out of dennys before she would whoop our ass. nobody knew who payed that day, nor did we know what nigel did in the washroom for fucking 3 hours. so to all my niggas out their, I thank you for this great new year, becuz yall are crazy niggas, you guys are all so cool, and I yall are 100% nigga, except for ryan hes 200% nigga, also gurman dont catch feelings u faggot. wheres your 1# hit track you faggot? cmon its been a year, u owe everyone 50 dollars, fucking faggot ass bitch. also the soup was pretty good too.