Scuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
You be the Dairy Queen and I`ll be the Burger King - You treat me right, and I`ll do it your way.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK.
Scuse me, do you like chocolate? Well you can have my bar.
Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you play trumpet? Because you make me HORNY.
I'll show you my math skills - U plus I equals 69
So. Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
You must be Jamaican. Because Jamaican me CRAZY.
Plz friendzone me -Sagar
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