Mississauga. Little india. The toilet bowl of Toronto. If you believe any of that you probably also get toonie blowjobs on Jane and Finch. Mississauga or more commomly known as 'Sauga (if you're an asshole "the 905's"), was founded in the past. When you ask? Fuck am I supposed to know, do I look like a history teacher? Bitch. What started out as a bunch of pussies milling grain near the Credit Mills area (see the name makes sense now) became a flourishing and prosperous city rivaling even the likes of Toronto. So much so that they feel the need to bag on us just to make themselves feel self important. Fucking bunch of asshole hipsters. Getting back on track, Mississauga has a variety of very diverse subsections known as "townships" or "neighbourhoods", they consist of;
- Central Erin Mills
- Churchill Meadows
- City Centre
- Clarkson-Lorne Park
- Cooksville
- Creditview
- East Credit
- Erin Mills
- Erindale
- Fairview
- Hurontario
- Lakeview
- Lisgar
- Malton
- Meadowvale
- Meadowvale Village
- Mineola
- Mississauga Valleys
- Port Credit
- Rathwood
- Sheridan
- Streetsville
From the ghettos of Meadowvale, to the rich assholes of Streetsville to the faggots of Lisgar, Mississauga will have what you need (if what you need is dicks, then for sure Lisgar). Feeling hungry? Then why are you fucking reading this and go eat you anorexic motherfucker. I'll even reccomend you some popular places to eat in Mississauga. If you're craving something wrapped and middle eastern, get a shawarma from Osmows. If you want something sweet and rich, why not check out Swirls Cupcakes and get one of their amazing red velvets. And if you're recovering from that toonie blowjob you got on Jane and Finch, get some breakfast from Bobby's Hideout. Mississauga has what you need, even if what you need is dicks (we have lisgar). I'll post some more stuff later on but I have to go now and live my life in 'Sauga, unlike half you fat fucks who just sit around and jack off to my little pony.
Peace Faggots.
-Faizan
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