Sagar sucks

Sagar is a fucking faggot. We all know this to be true, We fucking hate bitches

Real Talks By Faiz Part 2

         So lets paint a mental picture together. We're just chillin like villains on the front porch, drinking pakola and eating chips that have gone stale (but your mom refuses to throw them out because she cheap as fuck). The wind is rolling by, slapping Sagar on the buttocks. The sun is peeking from the heavens casting its rays down on the earth kissing Sagar's buttocks. Overall, a good summer day. Then suddenly, out of nowhere you hear it..."VROOOOOOM VROOOOM". Like the devil was taking a shit so big he needed gods help. The sound of cheap knock off parts tacked onto a 1987 Honda Civic. Like a whore who needs to put mounds of makeup on to hide her true face. I don't know whats worse, the horrendous looking car, the god awful sound it makes, or the douche-bag behind the wheel. It just screams "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS, LOOK", and apparently thats what the driver wants.

        See unlike a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, whose throaty engines produce symphonies that make you erupt in your pants or its sleek, clean lines that  make you want to stick your dick in the exhaust, these cars make you vomit. If you own a ricer, please, please, sell it or better yet just burn it. You'll be doing the whole world a great favor.

Peace Faggots

-Faizan

Pickup lines

Scuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

You be the Dairy Queen and I`ll be the Burger King - You treat me right, and I`ll do it your way.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK.

Scuse me, do you like chocolate? Well you can have my bar.

Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you play trumpet? Because you make me HORNY.

I'll show you my math skills - U plus I equals 69

So. Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

You must be Jamaican. Because Jamaican me CRAZY.

Your name must not be Gurman cause you smell amazing

Plz friendzone me -Sagar

Real Talks By Faiz Part 1

Mississauga. Little india. The toilet bowl of Toronto. If you believe any of that you probably also get toonie blowjobs on Jane and Finch. Mississauga or more commomly known as 'Sauga (if you're an asshole "the 905's"), was founded in the past. When you ask? Fuck am I supposed to know, do I look like a history teacher? Bitch. What started out as a bunch of pussies milling grain near the Credit Mills area (see the name makes sense now) became a flourishing and prosperous city rivaling even the likes of Toronto. So much so that they feel the need to bag on us just to make themselves feel self important. Fucking bunch of asshole hipsters. Getting back on track, Mississauga has a variety of very diverse subsections known as "townships" or "neighbourhoods", they consist of;

• Central Erin Mills
• Churchill Meadows
• City Centre
• Clarkson-Lorne Park
• Cooksville
• Creditview
• East Credit
• Erin Mills
• Erindale
• Fairview
• Hurontario
• Lakeview
• Lisgar
• Malton
• Meadowvale
• Meadowvale Village
• Mineola
• Mississauga Valleys
• Port Credit
• Rathwood
• Sheridan
• Streetsville  

From the ghettos of Meadowvale, to the rich assholes of Streetsville to the faggots of Lisgar, Mississauga will have what you need (if what you need is dicks, then for sure Lisgar). Feeling hungry? Then why are you fucking reading this and go eat you anorexic motherfucker. I'll even reccomend you some popular places to eat in Mississauga. If you're craving something wrapped and middle eastern, get a shawarma from Osmows. If you want something sweet and rich, why not check out Swirls Cupcakes and get one of their amazing red velvets. And if you're recovering from that toonie blowjob you got on Jane and Finch, get some breakfast from Bobby's Hideout. Mississauga has what you need, even if what you need is dicks (we have lisgar). I'll post some more stuff later on but I have to go now and live my life in 'Sauga, unlike half you fat fucks who just sit around and jack off to my little pony.

Peace Faggots. 

-Faizan

New Poll Contestant!

due to recent events, as well as many recommendations, we have a new contestant in our "Who is the Gayest Poll", be sure to vote and we will figure out really who the gayest really is!

-Zain

PoooOOol PaRtYYyyyYyyy

today me and my niggas had a poOoOOol partyYyYYY at my place, I had some cousins and some of my retarded friends come over. I wanted to pantsed sagar but I decided  not too because it would mentally scar all of us and for some it could cause death so I didn't  As usual the retard gurman doesn't know how to swim so we all hope that he would die somehow, but that wasn't the case. We also played ball, it was team Graydon vs 5 of my cousins, as usual sagar made 0 contribution to the team and just did stupid shit and talk to himself because no one cared about what he was saying. After ball we decided to hit the pool, I hoped someone would push gurman into the deep end, but it never happened. After playing some nice pool games, we decided to play Catan, obviously I was going to win because I am B3$T. After everything was said and done everyone went home and Chong had to give a ride to gurman because hes a faggot.

-Zain

Who I am

Represnting the sauga niggas, ill be talking about the dope tingz in the sauga area and educate the niggas who dont understand sauga and teach them how to live doe. #teamonmyback #saugarep #PoOooOPaRtY

-Zain